The United Technates of Vlana Egamska is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.059 billion Vlana Egamskans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zephyrvile I Auroria City. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vlana Egamskan economy, worth 476 trillion Digital Kernels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 155,852 Digital Kernels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, people with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vlana Egamska's national animal is the Upland Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Vlana Egamska is ranked 287,000^th in the world and 10,630^th in Lazarus for Fattest Citizens, with 5.82 Obesity Rate.